Movie

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

“Everything is under control.”

★ 6.3(368)20251h 53m

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Director: Mary Bronstein
Release date: 2025-10-10
Runtime: 1h 53m
Language: English
Box office: $1,709,642
Budget: $1,500,000
Status: Released
Country: United States of America
Studio: A24

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You — trailer

About If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a 2025 movie in the Drama genre, directed by Mary Bronstein, starring Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien and A$AP Rocky. It has a runtime of 1 hour 53 minutes. It holds an average rating of 6.3/10 from 368 viewers. Below you can see where to watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You in United Arab Emirates — across streaming, rental and purchase options — along with the full cast, trailer and viewer reviews.

Synopsis

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Cast

Rose Byrne

Linda

Conan O'Brien

Therapist

A$AP Rocky

James

Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

Delaney Quinn

Child

Mary Bronstein

Dr. Spring

Ivy Wolk

Diana

Mark Stolzenberg

Parking Attendant

Manu Narayan

Landlord

Christian Slater

Father

Eva Kornet

Breathworker

Ella Beatty

Kate

Themes & keywords

hoteltherapistlong island, new yorkfemale protagonistsick childmotherhoodwoman directorabsent husbandpsychological dramamysterious illnessmontauk

Frequently asked questions

Where can I watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You in United Arab Emirates?+

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is not currently listed on any streaming, rental or purchase service in United Arab Emirates. Availability changes often, so check back or switch your region.

Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You on Netflix?+

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is not on Netflix in United Arab Emirates right now.

How long is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?+

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You has a runtime of 1 hour 53 minutes (113 minutes).

Who stars in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?+

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You stars Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald and Delaney Quinn.

When did If I Had Legs I'd Kick You come out?+

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a 2025 movie directed by Mary Bronstein.

What genre is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?+

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is Drama film.

Who directed If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?+

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was directed by Mary Bronstein.