Movie

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

“The Army Will Never Be The Same”

★ 6.3(294)20081h 40m

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Good to know

Director: Steve Miner
Release date: 2008-11-07
Runtime: 1h 40m
Language: English
Box office: $103,971
Budget: $30,000,000
Status: Released
Country: United States of America
Studio: Papa Joe Films

About Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is a 2008 movie in the Comedy genre, directed by Steve Miner, starring Jessica Simpson, Vivica A. Fox and Steve Guttenberg. It has a runtime of 1 hour 40 minutes. It holds an average rating of 6.3/10 from 294 viewers. Below you can see where to watch Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous in United Arab Emirates — across streaming, rental and purchase options — along with the full cast, trailer and viewer reviews.

Synopsis

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

Cast

Jessica Simpson

Private Megan Valentine

Vivica A. Fox

Sergeant Louisa Morely

Steve Guttenberg

Sidney Green

Aimee Garcia

Private Vicky Castillo

Olesya Rulin

Private Petrovich

Keiko Agena

Private Hailey Hamamori

Jill Marie Jones

Private Connie Johnson

Ryan Sypek

Sergeant Mills Evans

Cheri Oteri

Private Jeter

Gary Grubbs

Captain Greer

Bryce Johnson

Derek O'Grady

Floriana Tullio

Camille

Themes & keywords

armyus armydumb blonde

Frequently asked questions

Where can I watch Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous in United Arab Emirates?+

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is not currently listed on any streaming, rental or purchase service in United Arab Emirates. Availability changes often, so check back or switch your region.

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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is not on Netflix in United Arab Emirates right now.

How long is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?+

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous has a runtime of 1 hour 40 minutes (100 minutes).

Who stars in Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?+

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous stars Jessica Simpson, Vivica A. Fox, Steve Guttenberg, Aimee Garcia and Olesya Rulin.

When did Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous come out?+

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is a 2008 movie directed by Steve Miner.

What genre is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?+

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is Comedy film.

Who directed Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?+

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous was directed by Steve Miner.