The Cauliflower of Destiny

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The Cauliflower of Destiny

1h 17m

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Director: Anna Urbańczyk
Runtime: 1h 17m
Language: Polish
Status: Post Production
Country: Poland
Studio: Bahama Films

About The Cauliflower of Destiny

The Cauliflower of Destiny is a movie in the Comedy, Drama and Fantasy genres, directed by Anna Urbańczyk, starring Maja Michnacka, Gabriela Muskała and Sebastian Stankiewicz. It has a runtime of 1 hour 17 minutes. Below you can see where to watch The Cauliflower of Destiny in United Arab Emirates — across streaming, rental and purchase options — along with the full cast, trailer and viewer reviews.

Synopsis

Stifled Ania, trapped in a grimy grocery store, is suffocating under her mother’s toxic control. Salvation arrives via a discarded cauliflower that, unsettlingly, starts talking. At first a witty mentor, the vegetable’s advice soon sours into a grotesque push for revenge. As her rebellion escalates from petty pranks to radical acts, Ania must decide: is this edible oracle her savior or a deranged voice of self destruction? A darkly comic journey where freedom tastes like rot.

Cast

Maja Michnacka

Ania

Gabriela Muskała

Elżbieta

Sebastian Stankiewicz

Wawek

Pola Król

Ewa

Adam Woronowicz

Cauliflower (voice)

Mikołaj Kubacki

Janek

Grzegorz Przybył

Mr. Staszek

Karol Bernacki

Michał

Pitry Pitry

Kaśka

Themes & keywords

self-destructionliberationmanipulationdark comedysurrealismdysfunctional familyoverbearing motherpolandmental healthgrocery storewarsaw, polandabsurdismlate coming of ageemotional breakdowninner voice

Frequently asked questions

Where can I watch The Cauliflower of Destiny in United Arab Emirates?+

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How long is The Cauliflower of Destiny?+

The Cauliflower of Destiny has a runtime of 1 hour 17 minutes (77 minutes).

Who stars in The Cauliflower of Destiny?+

The Cauliflower of Destiny stars Maja Michnacka, Gabriela Muskała, Sebastian Stankiewicz, Pola Król and Adam Woronowicz.

What genre is The Cauliflower of Destiny?+

The Cauliflower of Destiny is Comedy, Drama and Fantasy film.

Who directed The Cauliflower of Destiny?+

The Cauliflower of Destiny was directed by Anna Urbańczyk.

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