Movie

The Onion Movie

“America's finest news source.”

★ 6.2(257)20081h 30m

The Onion Movie is available to rent or buy on Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies and Amazon Video in Belgium. It isn't on a subscription streaming service there yet. Availability checked 23 July 2026.

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Good to know

Director: Tom Kuntz, Mike Maguire
Release date: 2008-05-31
Runtime: 1h 30m
Language: Russian
Status: Released
Country: United States of America
Studio: The Onion

The Onion Movie — trailer

About The Onion Movie

The Onion Movie is a 2008 movie in the Comedy genre, directed by Tom Kuntz and Mike Maguire, starring Len Cariou, Ken Takemoto and Steven Seagal. It has a runtime of 1 hour 30 minutes. It holds an average rating of 6.2/10 from 257 viewers. Below you can see where to watch The Onion Movie in Belgium — across streaming, rental and purchase options — along with the full cast, trailer and viewer reviews.

Synopsis

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Cast

Len Cariou

Norm Archer

Ken Takemoto

Sensei

Steven Seagal

Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin

Dana Dobbs

Don McManus

Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher

White Black Guy Tim

Daniel Dae Kim

Ivy Leaguer

Meredith Baxter

Cooking Show Chef

Jed Rees

Wizard Proteus

Rodney Dangerfield

Themes & keywords

satiresketchrole playingsocietal hypocrisyamerican culturesocial problemsunited states of america (usa)

Frequently asked questions

Where can I watch The Onion Movie in Belgium?+

In Belgium, The Onion Movie is available to rent or buy on Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies and Amazon Video. It isn't on a subscription streaming service there right now.

Is The Onion Movie on Netflix?+

The Onion Movie is not on Netflix in Belgium right now.

How long is The Onion Movie?+

The Onion Movie has a runtime of 1 hour 30 minutes (90 minutes).

Who stars in The Onion Movie?+

The Onion Movie stars Len Cariou, Ken Takemoto, Steven Seagal, Larissa Laskin and Don McManus.

When did The Onion Movie come out?+

The Onion Movie is a 2008 movie directed by Tom Kuntz and Mike Maguire.

What genre is The Onion Movie?+

The Onion Movie is Comedy film.

Who directed The Onion Movie?+

The Onion Movie was directed by Tom Kuntz and Mike Maguire.