Mean Machine
“It's Not Just About Football, It's About Pride Inside!”
Mean Machine is available to rent or buy on Amazon Video in Denmark. It isn't on a subscription streaming service there yet. Availability checked 10 June 2026.
Where to watch Mean Machine
🇩🇰 Denmark
Good to know
- Director
- Barry Skolnick
- Release date
- 2001-12-26
- Runtime
- 1h 39m
- Language
- English
- Box office
- $7,310,206
- Budget
- $2,750,000
- Status
- Released
- Country
- United Kingdom
- Studio
- SKA Films
Mean Machine — trailer
About Mean Machine
Mean Machine is a 2001 movie in the Comedy and Drama genres, directed by Barry Skolnick, starring Vinnie Jones, David Kelly and David Hemmings. It has a runtime of 1 hour 39 minutes. It holds an average rating of 6.3/10 from 631 viewers. Below you can see where to watch Mean Machine in Denmark — across streaming, rental and purchase options — along with the full cast, trailer and viewer reviews.
Synopsis
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
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Frequently asked questions
Where can I watch Mean Machine in Denmark?+
In Denmark, Mean Machine is available to rent or buy on Amazon Video. It isn't on a subscription streaming service there right now.
Is Mean Machine on Netflix?+
Mean Machine is not on Netflix in Denmark right now.
How long is Mean Machine?+
Mean Machine has a runtime of 1 hour 39 minutes (99 minutes).
Who stars in Mean Machine?+
Mean Machine stars Vinnie Jones, David Kelly, David Hemmings, Ralph Brown and Vas Blackwood.
When did Mean Machine come out?+
Mean Machine is a 2001 movie directed by Barry Skolnick.
What genre is Mean Machine?+
Mean Machine is Comedy and Drama film.
Who directed Mean Machine?+
Mean Machine was directed by Barry Skolnick.
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