Movie

Cruise of the Gods

★ 5.0(11)20021h 30m

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Good to know

Director: Declan Lowney
Release date: 2002-12-23
Runtime: 1h 30m
Language: English
Status: Released
Country: United Kingdom
Studio: BBC

Cruise of the Gods — trailer

About Cruise of the Gods

Cruise of the Gods is a 2002 movie in the Comedy, Drama and TV Movie genres, directed by Declan Lowney, starring Rob Brydon, Steve Coogan and David Walliams. It has a runtime of 1 hour 30 minutes. It holds an average rating of 5.0/10 from 11 viewers. Below you can see where to watch Cruise of the Gods in United Kingdom — across streaming, rental and purchase options — along with the full cast, trailer and viewer reviews.

Synopsis

Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.

Cast

Rob Brydon

Andy Van Allen

Steve Coogan

Nick Lee

David Walliams

Jeff Monks

James Corden

Russell

Philip Jackson

Hugh Bispham

Niall Buggy

Graham Ball

Helen Coker

Jenny

Rachel Shelley

Yasmina

Jack Jones

Himself

Brian Conley

Himself

Robin Weaver

Vivienne

Daniel Cerqueira

Daniel

Frequently asked questions

Where can I watch Cruise of the Gods in United Kingdom?+

Cruise of the Gods is not currently listed on any streaming, rental or purchase service in United Kingdom. Availability changes often, so check back or switch your region.

Is Cruise of the Gods on Netflix?+

Cruise of the Gods is not on Netflix in United Kingdom right now.

How long is Cruise of the Gods?+

Cruise of the Gods has a runtime of 1 hour 30 minutes (90 minutes).

Who stars in Cruise of the Gods?+

Cruise of the Gods stars Rob Brydon, Steve Coogan, David Walliams, James Corden and Philip Jackson.

When did Cruise of the Gods come out?+

Cruise of the Gods is a 2002 movie directed by Declan Lowney.

What genre is Cruise of the Gods?+

Cruise of the Gods is Comedy, Drama and TV Movie film.

Who directed Cruise of the Gods?+

Cruise of the Gods was directed by Declan Lowney.