Movie

Porch Pirates

“The detectives are checking their list—and checking it twice.”

★ 3.0(4)20241h 47m

Porch Pirates is streaming on Amazon Prime Video and Amazon Prime Video with Ads in United Kingdom, and available to rent or buy on Apple TV Store and Amazon Video. Availability checked 21 July 2026.

Where to watch Porch Pirates

🇬🇧 United Kingdom

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Good to know

Director: Jeff Hamm
Release date: 2024-11-28
Runtime: 1h 47m
Language: English
Status: Released
Studio: Pine Line Studios

Porch Pirates — trailer

About Porch Pirates

Porch Pirates is a 2024 movie in the Comedy, Family and Crime genres, directed by Jeff Hamm, starring Jay Dee Walters, Ryan T. Johnson and Candace Kirkpatrick. It has a runtime of 1 hour 47 minutes. It holds an average rating of 3.0/10 from 4 viewers. Below you can see where to watch Porch Pirates in United Kingdom — across streaming, rental and purchase options — along with the full cast, trailer and viewer reviews.

Synopsis

When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.

Cast

Jay Dee Walters

Jack Tyler

Ryan T. Johnson

Sticky/Kenny Rogers

Candace Kirkpatrick

Maria Tyler

Eric Hanson

Fast Eddie

Phil Mendoza

Marcos Fernandez

Bill Jenkins

Mayor Jim

David D. Ford

David

Natalie Jones

Charley

Molly Peyton White

Sarah

Kara Rainer

Sally Jones

Noah Archibald

Bobby

Cody C King

Delivery Man

Themes & keywords

chaseholidaydetectivetexasmayorthanksgivingpizza deliveryredemptionsaving christmasslapstick comedyheistthiefdronecat and mousejustice

Frequently asked questions

Where can I watch Porch Pirates in United Kingdom?+

In United Kingdom, you can stream Porch Pirates on Amazon Prime Video and Amazon Prime Video with Ads. It's also available to rent or buy on Apple TV Store and Amazon Video.

Is Porch Pirates on Netflix?+

Porch Pirates is not on Netflix in United Kingdom right now, but you can stream it on Amazon Prime Video and Amazon Prime Video with Ads.

How long is Porch Pirates?+

Porch Pirates has a runtime of 1 hour 47 minutes (107 minutes).

Who stars in Porch Pirates?+

Porch Pirates stars Jay Dee Walters, Ryan T. Johnson, Candace Kirkpatrick, Eric Hanson and Phil Mendoza.

When did Porch Pirates come out?+

Porch Pirates is a 2024 movie directed by Jeff Hamm.

What genre is Porch Pirates?+

Porch Pirates is Comedy, Family and Crime film.

Who directed Porch Pirates?+

Porch Pirates was directed by Jeff Hamm.