This Is Not a Love Song

★ 6.8(6)20021h 34m

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Director: Bille Eltringham
Release date: 2002-01-01
Runtime: 1h 34m
Language: English
Status: Released
Country: United Kingdom
Studio: Strange Dog

About This Is Not a Love Song

This Is Not a Love Song is a 2002 movie in the Mystery and Thriller genres, directed by Bille Eltringham, starring Kenneth Glenaan, Michael Colgan and David Bradley. It has a runtime of 1 hour 34 minutes. It holds an average rating of 6.8/10 from 6 viewers. Below you can see where to watch This Is Not a Love Song in United Kingdom — across streaming, rental and purchase options — along with the full cast, trailer and viewer reviews.

Synopsis

Heaton and Spike are the unlikeliest pair: two loners who have found each other. When Spike commits a terrible crime, Heaton decides to stand by him - an act of astonishing, almost foolhardy loyalty. There begins a chase across a vast Northern landscape of moors, rivers and dark woods, the increasingly exhausted fugitives being hunted not by the police but by a posse of farmers intent on revenge. No ordinary chase film, This Is Not a Love Song is a love story trapped inside the body of a thriller.

Cast

Kenneth Glenaan

Heaton

Michael Colgan

Spike

David Bradley

Mr Bellamy

John Henshaw

Arthur

Adam Pepper

William

Keri Arnold

Gerry

Chris Middleton

Policeman

Themes & keywords

woman director

Frequently asked questions

Where can I watch This Is Not a Love Song in United Kingdom?+

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Is This Is Not a Love Song on Netflix?+

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How long is This Is Not a Love Song?+

This Is Not a Love Song has a runtime of 1 hour 34 minutes (94 minutes).

Who stars in This Is Not a Love Song?+

This Is Not a Love Song stars Kenneth Glenaan, Michael Colgan, David Bradley, John Henshaw and Adam Pepper.

When did This Is Not a Love Song come out?+

This Is Not a Love Song is a 2002 movie directed by Bille Eltringham.

What genre is This Is Not a Love Song?+

This Is Not a Love Song is Mystery and Thriller film.

Who directed This Is Not a Love Song?+

This Is Not a Love Song was directed by Bille Eltringham.