Movie

You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine

★ 4.9(67)19771h 32m

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Good to know

Director: Marc Monnet, Coluche
Release date: 1977-10-19
Runtime: 1h 32m
Language: French
Status: Released
Country: France
Studio: AMLF

About You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine

You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine is a 1977 movie in the Comedy genre, directed by Marc Monnet and Coluche, starring Coluche, Dominique Lavanant and Anémone. It has a runtime of 1 hour 32 minutes. It holds an average rating of 4.9/10 from 67 viewers. Below you can see where to watch You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine in Netherlands — across streaming, rental and purchase options — along with the full cast, trailer and viewer reviews.

Synopsis

Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...

Cast

Coluche

Le roi Gros Pif Ier

Dominique Lavanant

La reine Madeleine

Anémone

La cousine Lucienne

Martin Lamotte

Le bouffon

Michel Blanc

Antremont

Roland Giraud

Le duc d'Orléans

Gérard Jugnot

Le premier capitaine des mousquetaires

Gérard Lanvin

Le chevalier blanc

Thierry Lhermitte

Le héraut d'armes

Marie-Anne Chazel

La reine de Flandre

Philippe Bruneau

Le duc d'Ambise

Michel Puterflam

Le radoteur

Themes & keywords

infidelityfrancequeenparodyflanderstax collectorknightmusketeermiddle ages (476-1453)jesterpeasants vs. royaltyconspirators

Frequently asked questions

Where can I watch You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine in Netherlands?+

You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine is not currently listed on any streaming, rental or purchase service in Netherlands. Availability changes often, so check back or switch your region.

Is You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine on Netflix?+

You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine is not on Netflix in Netherlands right now.

How long is You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine?+

You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine has a runtime of 1 hour 32 minutes (92 minutes).

Who stars in You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine?+

You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine stars Coluche, Dominique Lavanant, Anémone, Martin Lamotte and Michel Blanc.

When did You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine come out?+

You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine is a 1977 movie directed by Marc Monnet and Coluche.

What genre is You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine?+

You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine is Comedy film.

Who directed You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine?+

You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine was directed by Marc Monnet and Coluche.