Movie

The Onion Movie

“America's finest news source.”

★ 6.2(257)20081h 30m

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Good to know

Director: Mike Maguire, Tom Kuntz
Release date: 2008-05-31
Runtime: 1h 30m
Language: Russian
Status: Released
Country: United States of America
Studio: The Onion

The Onion Movie — trailer

About The Onion Movie

The Onion Movie is a 2008 movie in the Comedy genre, directed by Mike Maguire and Tom Kuntz, starring Len Cariou, Ken Takemoto and Steven Seagal. It has a runtime of 1 hour 30 minutes. It holds an average rating of 6.2/10 from 257 viewers. Below you can see where to watch The Onion Movie in Philippines — across streaming, rental and purchase options — along with the full cast, trailer and viewer reviews.

Synopsis

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Cast

Len Cariou

Norm Archer

Ken Takemoto

Sensei

Steven Seagal

Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin

Dana Dobbs

Don McManus

Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher

White Black Guy Tim

Daniel Dae Kim

Ivy Leaguer

Meredith Baxter

Cooking Show Chef

Jed Rees

Wizard Proteus

Rodney Dangerfield

Themes & keywords

satiresketchrole playingsocietal hypocrisyamerican culturesocial problemsunited states of america (usa)

Frequently asked questions

Where can I watch The Onion Movie in Philippines?+

The Onion Movie is not currently listed on any streaming, rental or purchase service in Philippines. Availability changes often, so check back or switch your region.

Is The Onion Movie on Netflix?+

The Onion Movie is not on Netflix in Philippines right now.

How long is The Onion Movie?+

The Onion Movie has a runtime of 1 hour 30 minutes (90 minutes).

Who stars in The Onion Movie?+

The Onion Movie stars Len Cariou, Ken Takemoto, Steven Seagal, Larissa Laskin and Don McManus.

When did The Onion Movie come out?+

The Onion Movie is a 2008 movie directed by Mike Maguire and Tom Kuntz.

What genre is The Onion Movie?+

The Onion Movie is Comedy film.

Who directed The Onion Movie?+

The Onion Movie was directed by Mike Maguire and Tom Kuntz.