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God Thinks You're a Loser

“A supernatural black comedy about oil men, strippers, comeuppance, and the reckless pursuit of sensual pleasure.”

★ 2.7(3)20091h 29m

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Director: Gary Chason
Release date: 2009-08-27
Runtime: 1h 29m
Language: English
Status: Released

About God Thinks You're a Loser

God Thinks You're a Loser is a 2009 movie in the Comedy genre, directed by Gary Chason, starring Sue Rock, Bill Wise and David Born. It has a runtime of 1 hour 29 minutes. It holds an average rating of 2.7/10 from 3 viewers. Below you can see where to watch God Thinks You're a Loser in Portugal — across streaming, rental and purchase options — along with the full cast, trailer and viewer reviews.

Synopsis

Sex, drugs, money, murder - not to mention love, heartache, humiliation, guilt, revenge, redemption - are central themes in this wicked dark comedy. Tracking six not-quite-so-young oilmen and dancers as they pursue life with reckless abandon in boomtown Houston during the Eighties, the story careens from casual pick-ups to painful break-ups, from betrayal to reunion with hardly a pause for breath.

Cast

Sue Rock

Rose

Bill Wise

Peter

David Born

Dick

Foster Davis

Johnson

Natasha Melnick

Candy

Annika Peterson

Ginger

Ken Tennen

Mr. Godfrey

Melton Guy Martin

Seymour

Mamie Meek

Virginia

Joyce Anastasia Murray

Nurse in Hell

Sarah Niarkos

Waitress

Adam Kelly

Rex Manley

Frequently asked questions

Where can I watch God Thinks You're a Loser in Portugal?+

God Thinks You're a Loser is not currently listed on any streaming, rental or purchase service in Portugal. Availability changes often, so check back or switch your region.

Is God Thinks You're a Loser on Netflix?+

God Thinks You're a Loser is not on Netflix in Portugal right now.

How long is God Thinks You're a Loser?+

God Thinks You're a Loser has a runtime of 1 hour 29 minutes (89 minutes).

Who stars in God Thinks You're a Loser?+

God Thinks You're a Loser stars Sue Rock, Bill Wise, David Born, Foster Davis and Natasha Melnick.

When did God Thinks You're a Loser come out?+

God Thinks You're a Loser is a 2009 movie directed by Gary Chason.

What genre is God Thinks You're a Loser?+

God Thinks You're a Loser is Comedy film.

Who directed God Thinks You're a Loser?+

God Thinks You're a Loser was directed by Gary Chason.