Movie

Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?

“The motion picture that will melt your chocolate bar.”

★ 5.5(6)19701h 53m

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Good to know

Director: Hy Averback
Release date: 1970-09-11
Runtime: 1h 53m
Language: English
Status: Released
Country: United States of America

About Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?

Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? is a 1970 movie in the Drama and Comedy genres, directed by Hy Averback, starring Brian Keith, Tony Curtis and Ernest Borgnine. It has a runtime of 1 hour 53 minutes. It holds an average rating of 5.5/10 from 6 viewers. Below you can see where to watch Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? in Portugal — across streaming, rental and purchase options — along with the full cast, trailer and viewer reviews.

Synopsis

War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.

Cast

Brian Keith

Officer Michael M. Nace

Tony Curtis

Shannon Gambroni

Ernest Borgnine

Sheriff Harve

Ivan Dixon

Sgt. Jones

Suzanne Pleshette

Ramona

Tom Ewell

Billy Joe Davis

Bradford Dillman

Capt. Myerson

Arthur O'Connell

Mr. Kruft

John Fiedler

Maj. Purvis

Don Ameche

Col. Flanders

Christopher Mitchum

Alturi

Jean Argyle

Mrs. Calhoun

Themes & keywords

small towndark comedysatiresoldierarmy base

Frequently asked questions

Where can I watch Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? in Portugal?+

Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? is not currently listed on any streaming, rental or purchase service in Portugal. Availability changes often, so check back or switch your region.

Is Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? on Netflix?+

Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? is not on Netflix in Portugal right now.

How long is Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came??+

Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? has a runtime of 1 hour 53 minutes (113 minutes).

Who stars in Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came??+

Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? stars Brian Keith, Tony Curtis, Ernest Borgnine, Ivan Dixon and Suzanne Pleshette.

When did Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? come out?+

Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? is a 1970 movie directed by Hy Averback.

What genre is Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came??+

Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? is Drama and Comedy film.

Who directed Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came??+

Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? was directed by Hy Averback.