Movie

The Size of Watermelons

“Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut.”

★ 3.7(6)19971h 28m

Comedy

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Good to know

Director: Kari Skogland
Release date: 1997-01-17
Runtime: 1h 28m
Language: English
Status: Released
Country: Canada

About The Size of Watermelons

The Size of Watermelons is a 1997 movie in the Comedy genre, directed by Kari Skogland, starring Paul Rudd, Donal Logue and Donovan Leitch. It has a runtime of 1 hour 28 minutes. It holds an average rating of 3.7/10 from 6 viewers. Below you can see where to watch The Size of Watermelons in Portugal — across streaming, rental and purchase options — along with the full cast, trailer and viewer reviews.

Synopsis

Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut. While attending the Venice Beach Art School, he meets Lizzy, Patrick and Gnome, who become his friends. When Alex figures out he should make a movie, he decides to do an "alternative political documentary in black and white" about Gnomes struggle to free Hawaii. He hires some brain dead film students and meets the girl of his dreams and he's all ready to make his movie. Until the first scheduled shooting date when Gnome, who has the budget, turns up missing.

Cast

Paul Rudd

Alex

Donal Logue

Gnome

Donovan Leitch

Patrick

Marissa Ribisi

Lizzie

Ione Skye

Maggie

John Enos III

Leonard

Adam West

Self

Tracey Walter

The Vagrant

David Lee Russek

Eddie

Zack Ward

Skinhead

Ed Anders

Bouncer

Richard Gilbert-Hill

Drama Teacher

Themes & keywords

beachrome, italygrungeart schoolslackerlovefilmmakingtwenty somethingwoman directorgnome

Frequently asked questions

Where can I watch The Size of Watermelons in Portugal?+

The Size of Watermelons is not currently listed on any streaming, rental or purchase service in Portugal. Availability changes often, so check back or switch your region.

Is The Size of Watermelons on Netflix?+

The Size of Watermelons is not on Netflix in Portugal right now.

How long is The Size of Watermelons?+

The Size of Watermelons has a runtime of 1 hour 28 minutes (88 minutes).

Who stars in The Size of Watermelons?+

The Size of Watermelons stars Paul Rudd, Donal Logue, Donovan Leitch, Marissa Ribisi and Ione Skye.

When did The Size of Watermelons come out?+

The Size of Watermelons is a 1997 movie directed by Kari Skogland.

What genre is The Size of Watermelons?+

The Size of Watermelons is Comedy film.

Who directed The Size of Watermelons?+

The Size of Watermelons was directed by Kari Skogland.