Movie

The Baby Juice Express

“One false move and the sperm gets it!”

★ 8.0(1)20041h 25m

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Good to know

Director: Michael Hurst
Release date: 2004-04-19
Runtime: 1h 25m
Language: English
Budget: $2
Status: Released

About The Baby Juice Express

The Baby Juice Express is a 2004 movie in the Crime and Comedy genres, directed by Michael Hurst, starring Nick Moran, Nick Brimble and Lisa Faulkner. It has a runtime of 1 hour 25 minutes. It holds an average rating of 8.0/10 from 1 viewers. Below you can see where to watch The Baby Juice Express in Thailand — across streaming, rental and purchase options — along with the full cast, trailer and viewer reviews.

Synopsis

A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).

Cast

Nick Moran

Des

Nick Brimble

Krakowski

Lisa Faulkner

Lauren

Phil Davis

Frank O'Reilly

Samantha Womack

Trixie (as Samantha Janus)

Joe Bugner

Palooka

Julian Clary

Jason

Angela Douglas

Celestia

David Cardy

Goldberg

Ruth Jones

Gladys

Dave Courtney

Baxter

Gary Tiplady

Burke

Frequently asked questions

Where can I watch The Baby Juice Express in Thailand?+

The Baby Juice Express is not currently listed on any streaming, rental or purchase service in Thailand. Availability changes often, so check back or switch your region.

Is The Baby Juice Express on Netflix?+

The Baby Juice Express is not on Netflix in Thailand right now.

How long is The Baby Juice Express?+

The Baby Juice Express has a runtime of 1 hour 25 minutes (85 minutes).

Who stars in The Baby Juice Express?+

The Baby Juice Express stars Nick Moran, Nick Brimble, Lisa Faulkner, Phil Davis and Samantha Womack.

When did The Baby Juice Express come out?+

The Baby Juice Express is a 2004 movie directed by Michael Hurst.

What genre is The Baby Juice Express?+

The Baby Juice Express is Crime and Comedy film.

Who directed The Baby Juice Express?+

The Baby Juice Express was directed by Michael Hurst.