Movie

Witless Protection

“Protecting America's assets.”

★ 4.5(84)20081h 37m

Witless Protection is streaming on Amazon Prime Video, Philo and Amazon Prime Video with Ads in United States, and available to rent or buy on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies, YouTube and Fandango At Home. Availability checked 15 June 2026.

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Good to know

Director: Charles Robert Carner
Release date: 2008-02-22
Runtime: 1h 37m
Language: English
Status: Released
Country: United States of America
Studio: Parallel Entertainment Pictures

Witless Protection — trailer

About Witless Protection

Witless Protection is a 2008 movie in the Comedy, Action and Adventure genres, directed by Charles Robert Carner, starring Larry the Cable Guy, Ivana Miličević and Jenny McCarthy. It has a runtime of 1 hour 37 minutes. It holds an average rating of 4.5/10 from 84 viewers. Below you can see where to watch Witless Protection in United States — across streaming, rental and purchase options — along with the full cast, trailer and viewer reviews.

Synopsis

When a small-town sheriff witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping, his effort to save the beautiful damsel in distress sets him down a wild path of comic mishap.

Cast

Larry the Cable Guy

Deputy Larry Stalder

Ivana Miličević

Madeleine

Jenny McCarthy

Connie

Yaphet Kotto

Ricardo Bodi

Peter Stormare

Arthur Grimsley

Eric Roberts

Wilford Duvall

Joe Mantegna

Dr. Rondog 'Doc' Savage

Kurt Naebig

Mark Bedell

Richard Bull

Sheriff Smoot

J. David Moeller

Elmer

Will Clinger

Omar Dykes

Gus

Frequently asked questions

Where can I watch Witless Protection in United States?+

In United States, you can stream Witless Protection on Amazon Prime Video, Philo and Amazon Prime Video with Ads. It's also available to rent or buy on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies, YouTube and Fandango At Home.

Is Witless Protection on Netflix?+

Witless Protection is not on Netflix in United States right now, but you can stream it on Amazon Prime Video, Philo and Amazon Prime Video with Ads.

How long is Witless Protection?+

Witless Protection has a runtime of 1 hour 37 minutes (97 minutes).

Who stars in Witless Protection?+

Witless Protection stars Larry the Cable Guy, Ivana Miličević, Jenny McCarthy, Yaphet Kotto and Peter Stormare.

When did Witless Protection come out?+

Witless Protection is a 2008 movie directed by Charles Robert Carner.

What genre is Witless Protection?+

Witless Protection is Comedy, Action, Adventure and Crime film.

Who directed Witless Protection?+

Witless Protection was directed by Charles Robert Carner.