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Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

★ 8.0(4)20081h 26m

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Director: Stoney Sharp, Tim Ford
Release date: 2008-11-20
Runtime: 1h 26m
Language: English
Status: Released

About Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is a 2008 movie in the Comedy genre, directed by Stoney Sharp and Tim Ford, starring Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu and Frank Conniff. It has a runtime of 1 hour 26 minutes. It holds an average rating of 8.0/10 from 4 viewers. Below you can see where to watch Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians in South Africa — across streaming, rental and purchase options — along with the full cast, trailer and viewer reviews.

Synopsis

The children of Mars are in a funk, and nothing on the red planet seems to be able to cheer them up. Martian King Kimar comes up with the only reasonable solution: kidnap Santa Claus from Earth's North Pole and bring him to their planet to make toys for their joyless, listless little green kids. Meanwhile, two Earth children get wise to the plan and are abducted along with Santa to prevent them from talking to the authorities. Luckily for them, Dropo, the Jerry Lewis of the fourth planet from the sun, is there to help them. The fiendish plot doesn't go according to plan, and there's plenty of intrigue, double-crossing, mistaken identity and stock footage for kids of all ages and planets to enjoy. Poorly conceived, sloppily made, and unfailingly bizarre, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" is the ultimate Christmas movie-riffing classic (as fans of MST3K know) which is why Cinematic Titanic chose to revisit, re-riff, and release this holiday hamfest with all new jokes. Merry Crap-mas!

Cast

Joel Hodgson

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Trace Beaulieu

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Frank Conniff

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Mary Jo Pehl

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J. Elvis Weinstein

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Themes & keywords

holiday

Frequently asked questions

Where can I watch Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians in South Africa?+

Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is not currently listed on any streaming, rental or purchase service in South Africa. Availability changes often, so check back or switch your region.

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Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is not on Netflix in South Africa right now.

How long is Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians?+

Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has a runtime of 1 hour 26 minutes (86 minutes).

Who stars in Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians?+

Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians stars Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu, Frank Conniff, Mary Jo Pehl and J. Elvis Weinstein.

When did Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians come out?+

Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is a 2008 movie directed by Stoney Sharp and Tim Ford.

What genre is Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians?+

Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is Comedy film.

Who directed Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians?+

Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians was directed by Stoney Sharp and Tim Ford.